OhMyCowHolyGosh

ashestoashesjc:

ashestoashesjc:

Why’d I get low marks on my Italian history report?

I turned it in pasta deadline

sashkash:

Freckle Friday | Angry freckled Cecil.

sashkash:

Freckle Friday | Angry freckled Cecil.

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

lumos5001:

thedisreputabledog:

obsessivelygalahad:

withagallifreyantwist:

americaninthedeerstalker:

Best. Cliffhanger. Resolution. Ever.

The way Jack is sizing him up, though. This is probably the moment he really, really decided “crazy, sexy bastard. I like him”.

Rose is just like

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this is why you never skip Nine

sixpenceee:

twentyfiveight:

sixpenceee:

Google owns common misspellings of its own name as well, including gooogle.com, gogle.com, and googlr.com. They also own 466453.com which is google spelled out on the phone. (From this article) 

I just typed googlr.com and it redirected me to google.com so it’s true. 

Well they managed to effectively take over the world

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

theprophetofboxes:

blitzlowin:

yes.