my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
[moffat voice] canon johnlock? lmao no [trips] [hundreds of pages of tjlc material spill out of jacket] th-that’s not the direction we’re taking the show [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just—damn it [thousands of pages of johnlock evidence scatter across the floor] shit this isn’t what it looks like i swear
you make my black heart sweat
Tanzania’s alkaline Lake Natron has such a high concentration of natron that its pH level is nearly as high as ammonia, transforming animals into calcified statues. Source
i’ve never seen a yaoi hand more terrifying
The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.This some of that James Bond shit.
Swiss Army Hairclip
Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?
I would maul myself with that thing, but I want it.
Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty
ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.
let him dance
This sounds like a forgotten Monty Python sketch
girls just wanna have fun
So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS.
How the fuck do you do this on accident.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN TWENTY FIVE SONGS BY MISTAKE